- Anti Joke

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

What did david give back? Nothing.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

im not food

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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