- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Do u take sugar?

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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