- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

CAVE JOHNSON.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Arrow in the Knee!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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