- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Carrot fingers

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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