- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you spell eight? 8

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Matt is a Duster!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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