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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

I once did something.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Vagina.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

KONY 2012

Knock, Knock. Come in!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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