Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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9/11

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Knock knock

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