What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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