- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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