What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Knock knock What?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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NEVER

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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