Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What can fly? Lots of things

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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