- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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