- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

I woke up today

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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