A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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I'm Batman.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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