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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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