How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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