A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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