Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops