- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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