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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

shut up kobe!

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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