- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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