- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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