- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Cheese

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Tim and Eric

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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