- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Girls soccer

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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