- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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