why was the cat black it was a black cat

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Black people having a Job.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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