- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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