- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

sorry son your nanas been put down

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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