- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

I once did something.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Vagina.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

KONY 2012

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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