- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

kaite is dumb that is true

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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