Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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A person from Singapore eats

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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