- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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