- Anti Joke

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Punching a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

hard cheese

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin