- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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