- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

women's rights

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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