A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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