why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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I have a gay camel

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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poopy is poopy

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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hey, my names mark.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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