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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

whats yellow? lots of things.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

minorities

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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