- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Women's Rights

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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