Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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The EPA.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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