- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

The Big Band Theory

My mum is called Steve

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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