Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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