If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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don't read this

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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