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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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