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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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