- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

I hate blackniggers

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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