- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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