- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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