- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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