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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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