- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

dyslexic's Untie

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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