- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Chuck norris

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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