Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Keanu Reaves

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

A house comes around the corner.

women's rights

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