A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why? Why Not?

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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