- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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