I'm gay.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

My mum is called Steve

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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