Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

I have a gay camel

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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