a man walked into a bar....

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

John Cena

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

have safe sex

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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