What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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you suck

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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