An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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