What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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VAL SUCKS

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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