A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Alex Gedrose.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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