- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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