- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Im taking a shit right now.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

more like nig!

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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