- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What's 1+1? 69.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Woman rights.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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