What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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