this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

I walk into a bar...

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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