- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Hello.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

this is not a joke.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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