- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

honest politician

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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