- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Chuck norris

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

I'm Batman.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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