- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.