How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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