What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Carrot fingers

So a horse walks into a barn.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Matthew Baker

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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