Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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