Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Microwave

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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