What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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I am very humble.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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TOP KEK

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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3 like an eel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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