- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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