- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

what are three short words? i a am

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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