What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Guess what? Bananas

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

your life

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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