- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

Your wife died during the delivery.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Logan's gay

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.