what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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