A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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