- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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