- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Do you know the muffin man? No

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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