- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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