How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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