So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Top Gear USA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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