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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

why are balck people black because they are

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him