What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Anti Joke

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