what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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